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  • 2007: the year i discovered my patronus

    guinea-corn

    i found it in a dream, in a kitchen with exposed shelving and lots of wood paneling. on the shelf sat the most unusual piece of taxidermy i had ever seen, a truly rare specimen: a guinea pig with a single horn, suspended until the end of time in mid-hop.

    the plaque read: guinea-corn.

    my patronus. sent to protect me, and guide me on my way.

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